Saved You a Seat

I am swallowing a tab bit of guilt. I just spoke with my advisor, who was super supportive and who also provided me with an edited copy of my thesis early this morning. Granted, the thesis arrived four or five days late, but she read the thing four times in the past two and a half weeks! From what I understand about typical advisors, that many readings may damn near hit a record!

Now, my conscience reminds me of Walt Disney's Thumper, when he said, "If you can't say somethin' nice, then don't say nothin' at all."

But then my balls remind me of Alice Roosevelt Longworth, who said something to effect of, "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit beside me." Atta girl!